Actual conversations with Aidan...
Aidan: "Mom how many days have you and dad been married?"
Mom: "Well, that's a simple math problem. You just take 365 days and multiply it by 8."
Aidan: "No, you need to add 365, 365, and 365 PLUS 366 days, 365, 365, 365 and then another 366."
I had totally forgotten about leap years. Someone had not.
One evening I took Aidan out to run errands with me. I was thinking out loud and said something to this effect...
Mom: "I need 72 inches of fabric for each curtain I am making. I can't remember how many inches are in a yard so I have to figure that out."
Aidan: "Well, there are 12 inches in a foot and three feet in a yard, so you will need 6 feet which is 2 yards."
I then proceeded to argue with him, convinced that my 7 year old was NOT smarter than I am. An argument I am not going to win.
Actual conversations with Owen:
Mom: "Owen, stop eating rocks. "
Owen: "bah!"
Mom: " Owen, stop eating the dirt."
Owen: "da!"
Mom: "Owen, spit out that bug."
Owen: "blahhh." (sticking out his tongue)
Mom: "Owen, the toilet is not for playing in"
Owen: screaming...